25 Responses for "WHAT I HAVE IN MY HANDBAG AND XMAS GIFTS I RECEIVED"

1. Razieluk October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 1

   LOL! Your buses sound, erm, “fun”!

2. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 2

   Never mind mate. A lot of days are toss nowadays. You never know. Just try and find a good Scottish lass! Take care mate!

3. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 3

   I’ve seen worse things going on on the bus. Believe me!

4. Razieluk October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 4

   Erm, on your “bum cheeks”, while you’re “sitting on the bus”.

   I have sympathy for your fellow passengers!

   LOL!

5. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 5

   Well. I would rather give an upper class twit my fist. That’s me though. I don’t regard them as any different from the anyone on this planet. We are all the same, to a certain extent.

6. feckingbillgates October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 6

   It also means you should let some upper class twit refer to you as “Scotch”.

7. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 7

   Well you can’t take on a comedian that knows about things and can improvise on the spot. That is their job and they base everything on experience. It’s a good job he had seen Robin Hood otherwise he would have been fucked!

8. feckingbillgates October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 8

   They’re just a bit drunk that’s all, and kind of forgetting the invisible boundary that exists between them and the person on stage. Not the worst heckling ever and on most occasions he manages to do something good with it. The whole show is pretty great but in that clip I like the way he responds to the Robin Hood Men in Tights comment.

9. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 9

   The link works now. Yeah, that’s the one I watched. Bit of heckling going on but that’s Scotland for you. No sense of humour!

10. feckingbillgates October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 10

    Well if you’ve checked Stewart Lee in Glasgow you’ve probably found it, but this works for me as long as you change the word in brackets:

    youtube (dot) com (slash) watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4

11. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 11

    Still doesn’t work. It’s just finding hip hop shit and other stuff.

12. feckingbillgates October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 12

    You need to take the space out of the word “related”. I don’t know how that got there.

13. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 13

    The link doesn’t work but I checked Stewart Lee in Glasgow. Funny guy and controversial to some people. I will have to watch more of his stuff. Cheers mate.

14. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 14

    Haven’t seen it. I don’t mind comedy because it’s taking a laugh at yourself. I’m not really offended by anything apart from a long list of things like mp’s expenses. Just going to check the link.

15. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 15

    I follow them in but then they start screaming. Maybe I need more make-up and a mini skirt.

16. feckingbillgates October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 16

    Don’t let it annoy you Spinny. Have you ever seen Stewart Lee’s “Stand-Up Comedian” gig from Glasgow in 2005? He’s getting a kind of perverse pleasure in saying “Scotch” instead of “Scottish”, so I thought you might like it: usual youtube link followed by: watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4&feature=related

    (it’s impossible to post links in youtube comments by the way, which is why I had to do it like that)

17. feckingbillgates October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 17

    Take someone in to do it for you dude, that’s no way to live.

18. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 18

    I go into the girls toilet on my own so I have to powder my own cheeks.

19. feckingbillgates October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 19

    It would be weird to powder your cheeks whilst sitting on the bog. Girls go to the toilet in pairs so they can powder each other’s cheeks when they’re sitting on the bog. Makes more sense eh? Get it done!

20. kakabixlis October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 20

    AHAHAHH Master Spinny you made my day and was a toss of a day,hope all is well with you mate !!Keep em coming mate!eheheh you are a fine lad !1didntae told you i wanted to marry a scottish lass?wish i could hehe ,hope ye in good health
    cheers!

21. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 21

    What a horrible thought! I’m not as weird as that….yet!

22. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 22

    Yeah, and tw is a shorthand way of referring to twits!

23. bx16v October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 23

    I thought you were going to say

    ‘Powder my cheeks when I’m sitting on the bog’

24. TarquinTylerNotts October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 24

    @SPINNYFUCK Scotch is a shorthand way of referring to the Scottish people.

25. SPINNYFUCK October 17th, 2010 at 12:16 am 25

    So my handbag doesn’t mean a thing to you. I’m going to cry and leave yt forever!